Unbelievable things that you’d
1) Your wife’s feet are going to grow to roughly the size
of an elephant’s.
2) No matter how well you plan, you’re going to forget a
whole bunch of things.
3) A human being the size of a small watermelon is going
to burst out of a spot the size of walnut.
4) You’re going to talk to a stomach.
5) Everybody you meet is going to know more about
being pregnant than you.
Handy Saying Chart
The following is a guide you can carry with you so you always know
the right thing to say—or not.
Don't Say Do Say Man, your feet look like elephant's. Would you like a foot rub? Yes, you're fat. You've never looked better Of course I'm scared to death about having this baby Of course this baby will be a change in our lives. But working together we can make it a change for the better I'm not doing diapers! I'll do diapers. Lamaze class was sure stupid tonight Lamaze class was sure informative tonight I'm going out, see you when I get back I'm going out, what do you need? What's for dinner? Let's go out for dinner.