Arg. So about 15 minutes after I posted on Thursday the power went out and did not come back on until nearly 4:00 PM on today (Saturday). In addition to that, a life crippling event occurred in the middle of all that: I woke up Friday morning to broken glasses!
I've since mocked up a temporary pair using a similar frame, however, it isn't perfect. To top off the most perfect weekend, I've got a power bill waiting for me that is $167 more than I've ever paid before (it is over $200). Ugh!